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جمعه 7 مهر 1391 :: نویسنده : علیرضا صبری

Teacher:"What is your name?". 
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." 
Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english." 
Student:"My name is Sunlight.

 Teacher: What happened in 1869? 
Student:Gandhi ji was born.. 
Teacher :What happened in 1873? 
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

 Question:What is the fullform of maths. 
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.

 Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ? 
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

 Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. 
Student:A holiday

 Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. 
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. 
Teacher :Why? 
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

 Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? " 
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."

 Teacher: How old is ur father. 
Sunny:As old as I am. 
Teacher:How is it possible? 
Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)





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